English is difficult language . . . for some . . .

Yeah i do get confused sometimes!

susah jgk la guna english ni.tak tau bila nak letak "ed"
or bila nak letak "ing", bila nak pakai "ate" or "eat" and so on.
memang mengelirukan!tp takda la se-confused Japanese people!

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!



Back then, Prime Minister Mori was given some
Basic English conversation training before he visits
Washington and meets President Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister,
when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.

Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?'
Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we,
translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said
'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but
still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha..'

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
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What the duck?i dont know how true this is!
but still, its funny!

Movie Check List

so after long awaited, akhirnya dapat jugak tgk

Transformers Revenge of the fallen!
tu pun nasib, serious lucky gila.tak sangka.
last Saturday went to Pavillion cuba nasib nak tgk that movie,
but sampai dkt counter its happened that the ticket sold out.
not only for that movie, but for all the others as well!what the duck?

then walked to Times Square with no hope of watching that movie pun,
queued sampai dkt counter saja je tanya ada ticket tak,
sekali dia ckp "lucky you, ada 2 canceled reservation", apa lagi!menjerit
la kat situ.tiba2 tak sangka, happy gila!

so the movie was great!really enjoyed watching it.its like for real!
tak nak cerita banyak.nanti spoiled pulak for those who,
ketinggalan,oppppss!yg tak tgk lagi.lol!cant wait for the sequel.

so as for July,
im waiting to watch these movie's below,
so anyone wanna movie date me? haha.
excited ni!


1. Ice Age - Dawn of Dinosaurs (1st July)



2. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (16 July)


3. Skrip 7707 (16 July)


4. The Proposal (30 July)

It's a good idea . . .

to check your pics before putting them on
Facebook/Myspace/Twitter and many others
online friends meeting!look at below picture and
tell me what's wrong with it?no editing no nothing!
for real, a friend of friend of mine found this on Facebook!

Makcik aku takut dengan ulat

Literally not my makcik la (HAHA)
found this interesting youtube video.
i burst out loud laughing, watching this video!
enjoy!

Aku geli bila ...

ok since start working as intern, hari2 aku travel
naik train star from ampang to hang tuah,
then interchange to monorail, pg bukit bintang.
from there jalan kaki je la pg park royal.around 5 mins walk je.
mcm tu la hari2 rutin, 7am dah keluar rumah.
ptg, kdg2 mlm baru smpi rumah.

so bila dah travel hari2, mcm2 ragam orang aku jumpa.
sometimes funny,geram,weird pun ada!
tapi aku geli bila. . . .



1. bercinta, bermanja dalam train - pantang gila kot!lagi2 bila
balik time petang.orang dah la ramai.sesak2,dia boleh plk
bercinta berpeluk dlm train!what the duck?lagi2 ada
this one time, that girl bertudung!berpeluk sakan
dgn bf dia, muka pun budak lagi!berhingus lagi.grrrr!
awakk.. nak ne nu ne.. awakk nanti kita pg ni nu ne eh meluat aku!



2. badan berbau,berpeluh - lagi satu masalah dunia,
kalau korang nak rasa,naik la train petang2 time orang balik kerja.
mmg aku tak salahkan penumpang, semua orang nak balik cepat.
so train mmg penuh,mengalahkan sardin!dah meraba sana sini,
tu perkara biasa.tp aku geli bila, kau tu dah la berpeluh2
badan berbau, pastu kau himpit jugak nak naik train,
habis tgn aku pun melekit kena peluh kau.dgn bau badan lagi.
masyAllah.boleh pengsan kot!



3. loud talker - aku tak kesah kau nak berborak dlm train
time orang sesak.sukati kau lah, kau punya phone.tapi kalau
kau tak berborak sampai satu gerabak train tu dengar, tak sah ke?
habis gossip office,jiran sebelah semua aku dgr!
bingit telinga!



4. mulut berbau,batuk,nafas - ni paling aku tak tahan,
ye aku paham kau nak batuk, aku tak marah.tp takyah la batuk kat
muka aku.cuba tekup mulut tu dgn kain ke?dah la mulut berbau.
pastu ada pulak yg nak bernafas kat blkng tengkuk aku?
ewww loya tekak!



5. meludah tak tentu pasal - time nak lintas jalan especially, ada je
manusia yang tak beritaka sukati ayah dia je meludah kat jalan tu.
dgn siap bunyi krooh kreehhh krooohh tarik panjang2 najis dia
tu pastu ludah, hijau pekat pulak color dia!yewwww.
tak malu ke wey?

High-5 Bread, STOP EATING!!

What the duck??

Please spread this news to friends and family,
Let them know how shit this bread are...
Stop taking this bread, you can make a difference.

I e-meow U, U e-meow me

Let me share this joke with u!

its really funny. Thanks Viv, u made my day.
so here u go:

Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you.
How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh
want you to chain your look? Somemore you must
wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now.
Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend
to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all
go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread
20 years Annie wear sari. My father mother going
to give a fist to all the kampong people.
So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to
write and send letter to you and to me.
Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me.
I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time,
please few free to call me. Goo bye.....

Worm regard,
Ah Beng

Freaky!try it out!!

I've been bored! lets play this!

Try it......you will be surprised


Here's something that you may enjoy:

Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal or different?? Well, do this little mind exercise and find out at the end!! Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast,you might miss something)........





What is:


















1+5

























2+4



























3+3



















4+2

























5+1























Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds.

Then scroll down.



























































































































QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!

Then scroll down.

























Keep going.


























You're thinking of carrot, right?

If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else.

98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.

Freaky, huh?

share your answer in the comment!

Discharge!

Alhamdulillah, hari ni berita gembira dari doctor,
emak dah dapat discharge from hospital.
Around 4pm tadi mak dah selamat pulang ke rumah!

She's getting better, but still in a weak condition.
Take a rest mak, we'll be good!

Get well really soon mak!Amin.

p/s: this week has been such a busy and tiring week for me.
ill do an update on this blog
as soon as i got the time to do so!

Wad 424

Recently, mak tak berapa sihat. for past couple of days,

dia demam,tak larat nak buat kerja rumah and feeling weak.
Including today, dah masuk hari ke-4 satu family
makan dekat luar je. bagi peluang mak nak berehat.

Early today, mak pergi Hospital Ampang Puteri ditemani adik.Aku risau,
sebenarnya dari malam tadi aku rasa tak sedap hati. Tidur tak lena.
Tepat waktu habis kerja, abah sms inform yang mak kena masuk wad.
luruh jantung aku dengar, risau entah apa jadi dekat mak. Aku pun
terus bergegas pergi hospital. Around 7pm mcm tu baru dapat tatap
muka mak.lega hati dapat tau yang nothing serious, dapat tengok mak senyum.
Tapi mak cakap she will be warded for at least 2 days. kurang
kandungan gula dalam badan, kurang air and some other things.

Mak inform dkt kitaorg adik beradik yang doktor nasihatkan mulai
hari ni kena amik insulin, injection setiap malam utk elak complication.
terngiang2 dkt telinga bila mak cakap "mak tak sakit teruk tau, cuma doktor nasihatkan ambik insulin ni untuk elak jadi teruk je".
Sedih aku dengar, menagis hati aku ni.

Mak, semoga cepat sembuh yea.we need you!AMIN!!
tanpa mak, memang rumah tak terurus. Takpa, mak jangan risau
Syafiq akan cuba bantu segala yang boleh. Mak ambil la masa berehat.
Syafiq sayang mak!








p/s: Thanks Danial (adik) sebab teman mak tidur dkt hospital!

Public Toilet @ Malaysia

Im mad!To be honest i don't know what the duck

happened with some of the public toilets in this country!
i mean like, dirty is very common and synonym with Malaysia
public toilet,its not a new thing. However, in my personal view
there has been much improvement in recent years; that's the good news.

The bad news is, yes it is nice and clean but
where the hell is the water hose?like what happen?
does it went missing?someone stole it(obviously not)?
what the duck?its like a must to have a water hose for us,
especially muslim(and some others) to wash their [censored]
and hands after a long session. I believe that it's much cleaner that way.
Don't you think so? what the reason behind it?recession?i have no clue!

I went to some public toilet in KLCC, Lot 10 and other places
to do my business transaction(hahaha) and im surprised to find out
that there's no water hose?my god.Malaysia is so called
Muslim country isn't it?what the duck happen?
i find it very difficult and uneasy to left the toilet
after a long session!

Imagine this, you are caught in a traffic jam and
your stomach is growling and you can start to feel
the bullet train on its way out of the tunnel.
You saw a petrol station a few meters ahead and
decided to stop by there and release your built-up pressure.
The moment you opened the toilet door, you were greeted by
the smell of human derived obnoxious smelling gas with
a mixture of petai sambal and papaya.
You took a peek and to your horror there are
some dried up 'stuff' still on the jamban.
on top of that there's NO WATER HOSE?

grrrrr!!!

I will survive!

So its well known that, yesterday i start working
as a trainee at marketing communication department
in Parkroyal Hotel, Bukit Bintang!
what can i say?so far so good.that's not many of us in that
department.believe it or not, atm there's only 3 of us
including me!hahaha.suppose there's 5 staff all together
but then one of the girl is on her maternity leave
and another girl just resigned last month!

You can imagine how much of work they need to do,
apart from their job,they need to cover up the other 2 girls task.
so, im the one who replacing their place atm and doing all the stuff!
What the duck?its only the 2nd day and im advisable to
continue my work overtime!but its ok,
i do enjoy it!i learn a lot of new stuff!

Early today, i have 1 new assignment given by the manager.
Its pretty exciting, because im going to meet clients all by myself!
can't wait!i will talk more about it in future post!

p/s: anyway i might not be able to post in here
as much as before, sorry in advance!


1st day - 1st June


2nd day - 2nd June